Jamaican bank robber


Jamaican bank robber went into a bank at Half Way Tree; pulled out a gun and said:

"Hevry Baddy lie dung pon di groun or ah shoot yu blood clat"

"Tella! full up the grip wid dollas"

After the teller filled up the suitcase with money, the robber said to one man on ground:

"U dey! U see a rabbry ere toodey?"

The man said "Yes! mi si every ting"

So he shot the man dead and said to the next man lying beside him:

"U dey! U see a rabbry ere toodey?"

The man said "No Sah! but mi wife see every ting"