WARNING: YOU HAVE TO BE A WEST INDIAN TO REALLY APPRECIATE THIS JOKE.

A family in Trinidad was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US , sent by their sister.

The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the large coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read: ......

'MY Dearest Brother and Sisters,

I am sending you our mother's remains for the funeral , please bury her in Laperouse Cemetery as we agreed. Sorry I could not come along, as the expenses were so high.

You will find inside the coffin, under Mammy's body, 12 cans of Bumble Bee Tuna, 12 Dax Hair Grease, 12 Vaseline Intensive Care Skin Lotion, 12 Colgate Toothpaste and 12 cans of Spam. Just divide it among yourselves.

On Mammy's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (Size 8) for Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mammy's head for Miloy's sons. Mammy is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts, one for Mano and the rest are for my dear nephews. Mammy is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), just divide it among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria Secrets panties that Mammy is wearing should be distributed fairly between my nieces and cousins.

Mammy is also wearing two apple bottoms. Please get one for yourself and the next one is for Lisa. The eight dockers she wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mammy's left wrist, please take it. ------

Tantie Jean,

Mammy is wearing what you asked for, earrings, ring s and necklaces, just please get them, you know if you forget those laparouse grave diggers go be happy, they real expensive.. Also the six pairs of Chanel stockings that mammy is wearing must be divided among the teenage girls there. Hope they like the colors.

Your loving sister,

Neikeisha

P.S. ALL YUH GO HAVE TO BUY A DRESS FOR MAMMY FOR THE FUNERAL


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