Jamaican Government recently announced that it would pay men with 5 children & above 1 million dollars monthly salaries. A man heard the news and said to his wife, "Honey, I did have a next pickney wid me girl fren. Me a go bring him soh we can add him to we 4, mek 5, soh me can get de million dollar salary." The wife went silent, so off he went. When the man returned with his outside child he only saw one of the children. So he said to his wife, "A weh de res a mi pickney dem deh?"

The wife replied, " A noh u alone hear de news; dem father hear de news too and cum fi dem."

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